Mother of Triplets Gives Birth to Quadruplets: Cervix Renamed "The Big Dig II"

Three years ago, Angela Magdaleno gave birth to triplets. A few days ago, she had four more, giving her a total of nine children.

Two famous quotes came to mind when I read the story.

Dennis Miller: “It’s a vagina, not a clown car.”

Also, there’s the story of a woman who was appearing on Groucho Marx’s show “You Bet Your Life.” The woman said she had 27 children. The story goes that Groucho asked her why she had so many. The woman responded, “Well, because I love my children and I think that’s our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband.”

Groucho supposedly shot back, “I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.