Bob Dole Gets Nailed to the Wall

As soon as I ran across the headline on the Newsmax.com website entitled “Bob Dole gets nailed to the wall,” the first thought that occurred to me was “poor guy…the Viagra must have backfired.”

But instead, the story was only about Bob having his official portrait hung at the U.S. Capitol — thank God.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.