This just in: North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il, the first man to rule a nation from his jammies, has sent Cuban dictator Fidel Castro a “get-well” card. How sweet. Maybe it was an “FTD ‘dic-me-up’ bouquet.”

Castro will open the letter as soon as he’s alive again.

Someday soon maybe Castro can return the favor, and send a box of “get well” cigars to Kim Jung-il after he gets knocked further back into the stone age as punishment for test-misfiring more missiles (N. Korea’s Taep’odong-1 launch is depicted below in artists rendition).


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