This just in: North KoreanÃ‚Â dictator Kim Jong-il,Ã‚Â the first man to rule a nation from his jammies,Ã‚Â has sent Cuban dictator Fidel Castro a “get-well” card. How sweet. Maybe it was an “FTD ‘dic-me-up’ bouquet.”
Castro will open the letter as soon as he’s alive again.
Someday soon maybe Castro can return the favor, and send a box of “get well” cigars to Kim Jung-il after he gets knocked further back into the stone age as punishmentÃ‚Â for test-misfiring more missilesÃ‚Â (N. Korea’s Taep’odong-1 launchÃ‚Â is depicted below in artists rendition).