A Headline You Don’t See Every Day

“Seven die in toilet accident”

Their final words? You guessed it: “Shit!”

Their memorial marker? “Inturd together, forever.”

Too bad. What a pisser.

Sorry, it’s been a long night.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.