Bill Clinton to Hit 60 — Just 9 Years To Go Until The Late Night Comedians Field Day

Bill Clinton will turn 60 years tongue on Saturday. Bubba says he hates it because he’s now usually the oldest guy in the room. Hell, he’s usually the only guy in the room, isn’t he?

Happy Birthday, Mr. President. I’ve gotten more column ideas because of you (and your loving wife on several occasions) on otherwise slow news weeks than just about anybody else.