The woman who caused a ruckus aboard a flight from England to the United States yesterday is described as a peace activist with serious mental problems. Pardon the redundancy.

Fighter jets were scrambled, passengers were nervous, and weird stories spread like wildfire. Oh, and she pulled down her pants and peed in the aisle and freaked everybody out.

“All we are sayyyy-innnng…”

It seems like only yesterday that another peace activist, Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams, said in a speech that she “could kill Bush,” and New Zealand peace activist Christiaan Briggs was arrested on assault charges for punching a man and leaving him in a coma.

And let’s not forget about the Bhuddist monks who got into a brawl at what was describes as a “peace protest” this week in Sri Lanka. Well, if they were protesting peace, mission accomplished!

“Is give peace a chaaaance.”

Want a world filled with even more violence and sickness than it has now? Put peace activists in charge.


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