So, it turns out that the DNA from John Mark Karr didn’t match that from JonBenet Ramsey.

Who screwed this up? Now we’ve got a creepy dangerous nut case, who was brought to the United States, who should be in Bangkwang finding Jesus with the help of fellow crazies wielding bamboo dildos in an overcrowded cell that reeks of shrimp sweat and curry.

But no, he’s here now, and there’s a chance he could walk, as he won’t be charged with this particular crime.

Thanks for the thorough investigation before extraditing this imaginary-fly-swatting perverted POS back to the U.S., guys.


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