Why Oppose Gay Marriage?

This is hands down the best reason.

But wait – Maybe it’s a reason to be for it. Then they’d get married and about 12 days later she’d take this goofball for at least half his stuff in the inevitable divorce.

Who would get full custody of the “I’m a complete head case” tattoo is anybody’s guess.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.