Bill Clinton Wants Moore From Life

Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher told Jay Leno that Bill Clinton was hitting on his wife at a recent function.

This is total crap. What man would hit on Demi Moore when he has Hillary waiting for him at home to put freezer-burn on his genitalia?

Who knows, if Moore and Kutcher’s marriage doesn’t work out, a Bubba affair with Demi could be just around the bend, if you’ll pardon the expression.

Why not? After all, Demi and Bill do share a common interest:

Author: Doug Powers

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