A Connecticut man was killed after some idiot threw a beer keg in a fire.

This story has been circulating the ‘net as a potential “Darwin Award” winner, but that’s not the case. Had the moron who threw the keg in been killed (as God intended but missed), then it would have qualified — but it didn’t happen that way.

Here’s the MySpace page of the unfortunate victim. The world is minus one toe-suck fetishist. Dick Morris, you alone must carry on the legacy!


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