Afghanistan: Chicka-chicka bowww Chicka-chicka bowww

Afghanistan has come a long way since I vacationed there years ago.

The struggle to westernize Afghanistan has been a tough one and is ongoing, but now it’s being reported that the country is being infested with porn, drugs and alcohol. This can only mean one thing: Mission accomplished!

Afghan porno movies? Those must be some interesting titles. As a matter of fact, the three bestselling movies are “Princess Jasmine and her magic carpet,” “Deep burqa” and “Kamilah does Kandahar.”

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