Nov
27
Monday's Column: World Peace — Was It Good For You?
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It’s Monday, which means it’s time again for a column at WorldNetDaily. Today’s dive into the world of current events takes a look at a proposed “Global Orgasm for Peace” that is scheduled to take place on December 22nd. Who will take part? Anybody who’s interested in ending violence the fun way. Who won’t take part? Ah, [...]
Nov
27
Monday’s Column: World Peace — Was It Good For You?
Filed Under Current Events, Doug Powers | Leave a Comment
It’s Monday, which means it’s time again for a column at WorldNetDaily. Today’s dive into the world of current events takes a look at a proposed “Global Orgasm for Peace” that is scheduled to take place on December 22nd. Who will take part? Anybody who’s interested in ending violence the fun way. Who won’t take part? Ah, [...]
Nov
26
From the "Slow News Day" Department: Rush Limbaugh Did Not Sleep With Mary Lynn Rajskub
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Stop the presses! Page Six has some big news. Months of rumors that have kept fans of talk radio and “24″ on edge have now been put to rest: Mary Lynn Rajskub of “24″ wants to set the record straight – Rush Limbaugh has not bedded her, nor will he ever. “Last summer, I was on a panel about [...]
Nov
26
From the “Slow News Day” Department: Rush Limbaugh Did Not Sleep With Mary Lynn Rajskub
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Stop the presses! Page Six has some big news. Months of rumors that have kept fans of talk radio and “24″ on edge have now been put to rest: Mary Lynn Rajskub of “24″ wants to set the record straight – Rush Limbaugh has not bedded her, nor will he ever. “Last summer, I was on a panel about [...]
Nov
25
Brokeback Zamboni
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The NHL and the Toronto Maple Leafs have signed off on allowing movie producers to use the league and team logos in a film about a gay ex-hockey player. From the Toronto Star: Actor Tom Cavanaugh plays a gay ex-Leaf in a comedy film Breakfast With Scot currently being shot in the GTA and Hamilton. [...]
Nov
24
Global Orgasm for Peace: Stroke of Genius for a Flagging Franchise
Filed Under Current Events, Doug Powers, Politics, War | Leave a Comment
At long last, a peace movement that we can all get our hands around. I’d been wondering lately where the peace movement was headed. For years and years, there seemed to be no heir to the bed-in throne of John and Yoko — until now. As you may have heard, a California couple have called [...]
Nov
23
The “Economist Intelligence Unit Index of Democracy,” whatever that is, did a study to determine the best functioning democracies in the world. Here are the top 10: 1. Sweden 2. Iceland 3. Netherlands 4. Norway 5. Denmark 6. Finland 7. Luxembourg 8. Australia 9. Canada 10. Switzerland Apparently the essence of a functional democracy is proximity to [...]
Nov
23
God Hates The WBC: "Church" To Picket Funerals of Kids Killed in Alabama Bus Accident
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You have to hand it to the Twizzler-headed nut cases at The Westboro Baptist Church — they sure do know how to stay in the news. If you’re not familiar with this group of self-lobotomized whiffleballs, they are the wingnuts, apparent victims of in-breeding combined with fetal Mercury poisoning and subsequent blunt force trauma by lead bound Bibles at early ages, who regularly picket [...]
Nov
23
God Hates The WBC: “Church” To Picket Funerals of Kids Killed in Alabama Bus Accident
Filed Under Current Events, Doug Powers | Leave a Comment
You have to hand it to the Twizzler-headed nut cases at The Westboro Baptist Church — they sure do know how to stay in the news. If you’re not familiar with this group of self-lobotomized whiffleballs, they are the wingnuts, apparent victims of in-breeding combined with fetal Mercury poisoning and subsequent blunt force trauma by lead bound Bibles at early ages, who regularly picket [...]
Nov
22
"Welcome aboard US Airways — Today's flight is expected to be turb(ul)an(ce) free…"
Filed Under Current Events, Doug Powers, Religion | Leave a Comment
A Muslim scholor named Omar Shahin is calling for a boycott of US Airways after he and five other Imams were taken off a flight operated by that company because they were praying before the flight. Here’s the real “welcome to America” part. Shahin later asked, “To practice your faith and pray is a crime in [...]
