This morning, I got an email from a nice lady named Sylvia from parts unknown. Maybe one of you can help her out:

I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE TO JIMMY CARTER. CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS EMAIL ADDRESS  OR IF NOT CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS HOME ADDRESS?  THANK YOU FOR YOUR FINE WORK.  I BELIEVE CARTER IS ANGRY AT USA BECAUSE HE WAS KICKED OUT OF OFFICE.   

THANK YOU. 

Here was the best I could offer in reply:

Sylvia,

I wish I could help you out, but if you want to get in touch with Mr. Carter, I’d suggest first contacting Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez or Hamas. I’m sure they have Jimmy’s home phone number and private email address in their little black book.

If it helps, below is a map of Plains, Georgia, Jimmah’s home town. Just drive around until you see some really old  Billy Beer empties and attack rabbits. Jimmy might be nearby.

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