"For the Children"? — Caring City Outlaws Smoking In Cars

The Bangor, Maine government cares deeply about children. That’s why they banned smoking in any car that has a child in it.

Don’t worry though, Bangor smokers, if you don’t want to inadvertently break the law written by these caring government officials, or you don’t want to subject your future children to the smoke, your city still has a nice and legal abortion clinic.