Missourians Best Chance Yet To Meet A Hollywood Celeb

The Church of Scientology is sponsoring an exhibit at the Missouri state capitol. Show up and you too might meet one of these famous Scientologists.

The exhibit is called “The industry of death,” and is about (pick one): 

A) Al Qaeda,

B) Hitler’s Nazi Germany

C) The abortion industry

D) Psychiatrists

Yes indeed, it’s an exhibit on how the field of psychiatry is plotting world domination. Hey, maybe they are, but how would Mimi Rogers, Haywood Nelson, Brandy, John Travolta and Edgar Winter know?

Actually, Scientologists are very schooled about about the field of psychiatry and how we’re an overprescribed and overdrugged society (which we are). Why wouldn’t they aware of this? Tom Cruise is their chief psychiatric historian (not to mention patient).

L. Ron Hubbard be praised! Where’s my Paxil?