The Mile-High Flub: Democrats Choose Denver for 2008 Convention

A stroke of genius! Denver’s low oxygen environment will be the perfect compliment to ideas that only make sense while in the throes of brain asphyxia.

The city of Denver is right now loading up on the Chivas for Teddy; hiding the china and silverware from Hillary and the wire coat hangers from Boxer; reinforcing the rear bumpers of ambulances for Edwards; removing copies of “Dumbo” from video store shelves so as to not offend Obama; hiring more Indian convenience store cashiers so Biden feels more at home; stocking up on ear plugs for Dean’s speech; making sure kids get an education so they aren’t stuck in Iraq during the convention; and, especially for Gore, are replacing all fossil fuel burning city vehicles with battery-powered Hoverounds.

Author: Doug Powers

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