Clinton, Carter to "Improve" Image of Baptists?

Oh my, this should be interesting:

Former Presidents Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton are part of an initiative to create a new Baptist voice and improve the negative image of Baptists in North America.

When Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter are brought in to improve your image, you’ve got serious problems. Oh well, maybe the Baptists are figuratively running with Rodney Dangerfields advice, “If you wanna look thin, hang out with fat people.”

How long will it be until the church organist falls into a deep malaise and at least two members of the ladies choir are knocked up?

Author: Doug Powers

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