San Francisco Shocked At News of Heterosexual Affair

Given what we’re used to coming out of California, and politics in general, this story didn’t turn in the direction I’ve been programmed to expect:

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom’s re-election campaign manager resigned Wednesday after confronting the mayor about an affair Newsom had with his wife while she worked in the mayor’s office, City Hall sources said.

With his wife? Where’s the gay staffer? Where are the salacious emails? Where are the midgets? How disappointing.

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