“All we are saying, is give peace a channel”

Instead of 400 channels of total crap, you may soon have 401 channels of total crap.

In sticking with today’s “peace” theme, I’m pleased to announce that Bob Geldof – of Live Aid and Live 8 fame – has a company called Ten Alps that will soon launch a new channel devoted entirely to world peace.

So, if you’re one of those people who says “I just can’t get enough of Yoko Ono,” help is on the way. How you go about treating the subsequent tinnitus is up to you.