Hill Bill, Volume II: Why A 'Strong Independent Feminist' Keeps A Cheating Man

For those among us who were witness to the goings-on in the White House in the 1990’s and asked ourselves, “Why doesn’t she dump that guy?” Here’s why.

It’s been said and written on numerous occasions over the years that Hillary Clinton, champion “feminist,” wouldn’t be anywhere near where she is today without a man — specifically Bill Clinton. Like Jane Fonda, who billed herself as a “feminist” but yet had the audacity to get breast implants, Hillary Clinton is one of those “both ends against the middle” political hacks. In other words, if Hillary Clinton were black, she’d join the KKK to get the peckerwood vote and later spend some of the money she raised from the group on ads calling for stiffer penalties for hate crimes.

To many, it’s obvious and embarrassing. To an absolutely stunning number of people, this seems to be an attractive political feature.

Over the weekend in New Hampshire, Hillary reiterated how much her husband means to her in this election, and it isn’t due to accident or for the purposes of sheer spousal love.

“I know what Gingrich tells people privately, I know what DeLay tells people privately, I know what Karl Rove tells people privately. I’m the one person they are most afraid of. Bill and I have beaten them before, and we will again.”

Yes, Hillary will be lauding her husband more and more on the campaign trail in order to reel in the base that Hillary’s in danger of losing due to her “centering” on many issues, not the least of which is the backpedaling Hillary is now engaged in because of her initial support of the Iraq war. In New Hampshire, when confronted on her initial support for the Iraq war, Hillary responded, “Knowing what we know now, I would never have voted for it.”

And knowing what I know now I never would have put money on the Chicago Bears, but that doesn’t get me my capital back, does it? Hillary might have discovered the hard way that the same is true in politics, but now she’s obviously been told to bring in Bill from the bullpen to get the save.

Hillary needs Bill to shore up the left coast as well:

David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg, Spielberg’s colleagues at the DreamWorks film studio, are backing Obama. It was thought that Spielberg was too, but sources say Bill Clinton prevailed on him to help his wife. All three men were generous backers of the former President.

So we see that Hillary Clinton needs her husband more than ever, which wouldn’t be a problem if she weren’t constantly reiterating what a “strong, independent woman” she is. Hillary Clinton is as “independent” as Siamese twins attached at the wallet.

Now watch out, voters, because Hillary’s obviously been working on that hypnotic, icy stare. The campaign trail witchcraft is starting to take hold on people:

And where did Hillary learn that “you will submit to my wants” trick? You guessed it:


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Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.