Don’t worry, Dems — the Clintons are fine. I’m talking about two other clowns.

You’ll know you’ve got the right funeral procession when you see 50 mourners and one car.


2 Responses to “Breaking News: Two Clowns Shot Dead”

  1. Andy Walsh on February 25th, 2007 10:17 am

    Oh the humanity! Imagine the tear streaked makeup and runny red noses of mourners.

  2. Doug Powers on February 25th, 2007 10:40 am

    Those aren’t tears, Andy… the hugs caused the squirting flowers to go off.

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