Mullah Doubtfire

They just don’t make terrorists this brave and honorable anymore.

From Fox News:

KABUL, Afghanistan — Afghan soldiers caught a senior Taliban commander at a checkpoint who was wearing a burqa, while NATO forces on Wednesday fought Taliban militants in the second day of the alliance’s largest-ever offensive in Afghanistan.

Mullah Mahmood, who is accused of helping the Taliban detonate homicide bombs, was caught Tuesday in Kandahar province while wearing the all-encompassing Islamic veil worn here by women, NATO said.

Once he gets to Gitmo, you just know this guy’s going to have his legal defense paid for by the ACLU and any of a number of trans-gender, cross-dressing organizations.

It’s a good thing for Mahmood that he wasn’t killed while dressed like that, lest he got to heaven and was mistaken for one of 72 virgins. His troubles would have been just beginning.

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