Time once again to play a game of “Improve that AP headline.”

Here’s our first contestant:

AP version: Democrats Want Iraq Pullout by Fall 2008

Improved version: Democrats want Iraq over with so they don’t have to dance around questions about it in election debates

Our second and final AP headline we’re marking for improvement today is this:

AP version: Man burns genitals in ‘Jackass’ stunt

Improved version: Idiot unable to conceive children for the forseeable future

Be sure to join us next time on “Improve that AP headline.”


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