Another San Fran Ban

The San Francisco City Council has voted to ban plastic grocery bags.

Here’s a quick suggestion for the companies that make those now banned bags: Start calling them “grocery condoms” and not only will the S.F. Council approve, they’ll be handing them out in every school in the city.

“Practice safe grocery shopping. This message brought to you by the San Francisco City Council, The National Plastic Grocery Bag Association, Thorazine, and this station.”

Author: Doug Powers

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