The libification of the country and our ban-happy culture is now infiltrating the ranks of those who have spent literally hundreds of years keeping us free of libifiers and ban-happy despots — the U.S. Marines.
Five tattooed skulls stretch from Marine Cpl. Jeremy Slaton’s right elbow to his wrist, spelling out the word “Death.” He planned to add a tattoo spelling “Life” on his left arm, but that’s on hold because of a Marine policy taking effect Sunday.
The Marines are banning any new, extra-large tattoos below the elbow or the knee, saying such body art is harmful to the Corps’ spit-and-polish image.
Slaton and other grunts are not pleased.
It can’t be long until the Marines have all their guns taken away, as those things are just, well, unsightly.