I’ve figured out what Hillary’s up to. Avoid eye contact or you’ll become one of her willing thrawl!

She started practicing this technique years ago:


But now Hillary’s got it down to a science, and her poll numbers and campaign donations are rising as she does this more and more.

How does it work? First comes a hypnotic maneuver called “The Dracula”:


If that doesn’t do the trick, it’s on to “The Hannibal Lechter”:


Inevitably, the victim stops struggling and is completely submissive:


Don’t be a victim! Avoid eye contact with Hillary!

(h/t to Kitty and Dlisted)


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