I’ve figured out what Hillary’s up to. Avoid eye contact or you’ll become one of her willing thrawl!
She started practicing this technique years ago:
But now Hillary’s got it down to a science, and her poll numbers and campaign donations are rising as she does this more and more.
How does it work? First comes a hypnotic maneuver called “The Dracula”:
If that doesn’t do the trick, it’s on to “The Hannibal Lechter”:
Inevitably, the victim stops struggling and is completely submissive:
Don’t be a victim! Avoid eye contact with Hillary!