…Jean-Marie Le Pen:

French far-right presidential candidate Jean-Marie Le Pen told a women’s forum he was against making condoms freely available in schools — advising young people to masturbate instead.

“For those who feel the urge, I suggest the ‘manu militari’, it’s a much simpler method,” Mr Le Pen told the gathering organised by Elle magazine in Paris, and attended by all the main candidates in turn.

Ms. Elders must be excited about this candidacy, and with a stroke of luck caused by France’s voters surrenduring to their urges, Le Pen will win the election hands down, not to mention on.


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