“Thanks, Don”: Help Rutgers Coach Pick a Book Title

The Rutgers women’s basketball coach, in the public eye for Don Imus calling her team names, has signed a book deal.

Somebody at Fark.com has already taken the title, “Don Imus Calling Us Nappy-Headed Hos Is the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me,” but I’m sure we can do better than that.

I think a simple “Thanks, Don” should do it, because “I should have told team that if being called a name by a shaggy radio doofus ruins your life, it was ruined before he even said it” is a little too long.

Author: Doug Powers

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