D.C. Madam Has ’em Jumpy in Washington

You have to wonder how many members of Congress are sweating over possible coming revelations from Jeane Palfrey and her Washington, D.C. escort service.

Randall L. Tobias resigned as deputy secretary of state after an investigation found that he was a patron of Palfrey’s D.C. service, and it looks like more names will be revealed as the investigation continues.

Neal Boortz has the best take on this:

I’ve been listening to the media voices and I haven’t heard anyone else say it, so I guess it’s up to me. Look .. these people either work for the government or they’re elected officials. They’re going to be screwing someone. Your choice. You or a prostitute?

Yeah, good point.

Some items from Palfrey’s company newsletters have been released, and she ran a tight ship:

“Without being overtly vulgar, a pair of tits and an ass, without accompanying brains, sophistication, LOOKS and carriage, just won’t cut it in this business or at least, not with this particular agency!!”

This is the same thing I was told when I started writing. I wonder if she’d like to be my agent after all this blows over — er, something like that.

Another tidbit of advice Palfrey offered Team Horizontal:

“Nail color is to match the lipstick color. The lipstick color is to compliment a person’s natural coloring.”

No. Not you, Representative Frank.

Actually, Barney’s probably one of the few guys in Washington D.C. who’s getting a good night sleep these days.

Author: Doug Powers

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