Brokeback Junior High

The family of an 8th grader in Chicago is suing that city’s Board of Education for showing the gay sheepherder love story “Brokeback Mountain” in class.

Expect the Chicago Board of Education to take harsh action against the teacher. I mean, do you know what they do in that movie? They… they… well, I’ll just say it: They smoke cigarettes!


I for one am mortified.