Among all the depressing, serious news stories that come flying at us from all directions, occasionally there is comic relief. Today is such a day.

In an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, former President Jimmy Carter said that the Bush administration is the “worst in history.”

Jimmy Carter calling you a bad president is sort of like Courtney Love accusing you of being a junkie.

Carter’s a hug therapist for every thug, terrorist and despot on the planet, and his hand-holding with anti-Americans while criticizing the current administration leaves us with two options: He’s either a gullible fool in search of a legacy or a closet despot lover in search of a closet.

For some good satire on this subject, check out Scrappleface with “Bush hails Carter as best former president.”

Thanks for the giggle, Jimmah. You’ve relieved my, uh, malaise, for at least a few minutes.

Update: Carter has described Tony Blair’s relationship with Bush as “Abominable. Loyal, blind, apparently subservient.” Carter then continued servicing Fidel Castro.


“Slow and down the middle of the plate, Jimmy. If you let ‘em hit a home run they’ll respect you more.”


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