Hillary Clinton is proposing new funding for re-education camps– er, I mean, preschool, for four-year-olds. Hillary’s plan is for a $10 billion federal program aimed at providing voluntary pre-kindergarten (read: babysitters) for all 4-year-old children in America.
Hopefully at least a billion of that will go toward teaching A.P. writers how to spell “kindergarten”:
It would provide federal funds to states that agree to establish a plan for making voluntary pre-kingergarten services universally available for all 4-year-olds.
The campaign said state spending on pre-kingergarten has increased by $1 billion in the last two years, yet the programs still serve less than 20 percent of 4-year-olds in the U.S.
I thought Hillary might at least have them refer to it as “Queenergarten.”