Hillary Clinton is proposing new funding for re-education camps– er, I mean, preschool, for four-year-olds. Hillary’s plan is for a $10 billion federal program aimed at providing voluntary pre-kindergarten (read: babysitters) for all 4-year-old children in America.

Hopefully at least a billion of that will go toward teaching A.P. writers how to spell “kindergarten”:

It would provide federal funds to states that agree to establish a plan for making voluntary pre-kingergarten services universally available for all 4-year-olds.

The campaign said state spending on pre-kingergarten has increased by $1 billion in the last two years, yet the programs still serve less than 20 percent of 4-year-olds in the U.S.

I thought Hillary might at least have them refer to it as “Queenergarten.”


“Look into my cold eyes child… you will obey me… you will devote your life to repealing the 22nd Amendment… in 14 years, you will vote for me but you won’t date my husband no matter how much he begs… life begins a year or more after conception… high taxes are beneficial to humanity…”


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