Pelosi to Help Chill Out Greenland

Nancy “Nip/Tuck/Tax” Pelosi is leaving for Greenland on an environmental mission. Apparently it’s thought that the Speaker’s presence can help keep the glaciers from melting.

If the global warming threat to the glaciers there hits “code red” status, Hillary will be flown in.

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