The Commencement Speech Went Over With a Bang

It’s not often that your diploma has a fuse:

Al Qaeda camps in Pakistan are “graduating” suicide bomber recruits to reap mayhem on the West.

The ceremony for future terrorists was captured on videotape June 9 by a Pakistani journalist whose recording made its way to ABC News for an exclusive story aired last night.

Graduates inscribing “stay as crazy as you are” and “have a blast this summer” in friends yearbooks must have been a touching sight on that auspicious occasion.