One can only hope that actress Rosie Perez comes out and calls for the impeachment of Bush, because the Rosie trifecta for the week would then be complete and anybody who bet on it would win an autographed copy of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

I always enjoy some lighter material for the weekend, and you’d have to be looking at the price tag on an empty styrofoam beer cooler to find any lighter reading than Roseanne Barr’s blog.

Roseanne must have felt left out lately, because she’s calling, again, for the impeachment of Bush and Cheney. Yeah, a tired mantra to be sure, especially since Bush is out of office late next year anyway, but the odds that Roseanne realizes that are as slim as Barbra Streisand’s chances to win next year’s national spelling bee.

Roseanne has called for Bush’s impreachment for a long time, but now she really means it, because her plea IS NOW IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!! AND HAS LOTS AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!

If history proves anything, it’s that calls for impeachment in lower-case rarely take hold, so all-caps and punctuation overkill is a brilliant tactic on Roseanne’s part and really needs to be tried by more people.

Barr’s blog shifts gears more than a big-rig trucker on Lombard Street, but at least Roseanne offers equal opportunity bashing of politicians, which I’m not necessarily against.

An example of the gear shifting:

IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE PRESIDENT, THEY ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA, AND SO ARE ALL OF THEIR SUPPORTERS. IMPEACH! ANYONE IN CONGRESS WHO REFUSES TO SAVE OUR UNION FROM THESE TRAITORS BY DOING NOTHING NEEDS TO BE RECALLED. SAVE OUR TROOPS!!! SAVE OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS AND JOBS. FEED OUR HUNGRY AND POOR! SAVE THE DROWNING PEOPLE IN NEW ORLEANS! ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!

Is followed the same day by:

I love roasted garlic with wine and crackers so much its insane!!!

Yes it is.

By the way, if you need help with impeachment, saving schools and hospitals, feeding the hungry and poor, saving the drowning or killing anybody who mentions Paris Hilton, don’t ask Roseanne because she’ll be performing in Vegas for a while.

And then there’s the dichotomy. Here’s an example from mid-June:

Jesus is laughing at our feeble excuses to keep hating other people.

A couple of weeks later:

obama is a sell out, and hilary is a union buster…f&*k both of them!

Enough of this. I’m going to check out what Paris Hilton’s been up to. Did you see Paris being interviewed by Larry King? The conversation couldn’t have gotten any more vacuous if it were conducted in a black hole filled with Oreck XL’s. It was like watching Ed Sullivan trying to interview the Beatles after all parties involved had undergone botched lobotomies.

Oops, was I talking about Paris Hilton, wasn’t I? Sorry Roseanne. Don’t kill me, peace lover.

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