Jun

26

Seeking Killer Material

Filed Under Current Events | Leave a Comment

For many weeks now, Patrick Knight, who is on death row in Texas for double murder, has promised to tell a joke just before being put down. As a result, he’s been soliciting material from the public and says he’s received dozens of jokes he’s considering telling. His execution is scheduled for midnight tonight. It’s [...]

Jun

26

Cameron Diaz Apologizes For Bringing Maoist Bag, Hillary Denies Ever Being With Cameron Diaz

Filed Under Current Events | Leave a Comment

Well, Peru’s long national nightmare is over. Cameron Diaz has apologized for carrying bag in Peru which sported a slogan that evoked horrible memories of the Maoist Shining Path insurgency. I managed to obtain a portion of Diaz’s apology: People of Peru. I just wanted to say that I am so, like, distraught over what [...]

Jun

25

Fred Thompson, Ladies Man

Filed Under Current Events, Politics | Leave a Comment

There was an article in the UK’s Sunday Times about possible presidential candidate Fred Thompson’s past as a ladies man. It sure is nice to read about a politician whose reminiscence of past dealings with women brings a tear to his eye for reasons other than mace flashbacks. Not only does Thompson seem to like [...]

Jun

24

There’s Something (Stupid) About Cameron

Filed Under Current Events | Leave a Comment

What’s Quechuan for “idiot actress”? Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s being said quite a bit in South America. This weekend, a major zoological discovery was made. A rare form of Peruvian dingbat with a Malibu to Lima migratory pattern was spotted in Aguas Calientes, Peru. From Yahoo News: Actress Cameron Diaz appears to have [...]

Jun

24

There's Something (Stupid) About Cameron

Filed Under Current Events | Leave a Comment

What’s Quechuan for “idiot actress”? Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s being said quite a bit in South America. This weekend, a major zoological discovery was made. A rare form of Peruvian dingbat with a Malibu to Lima migratory pattern was spotted in Aguas Calientes, Peru. From Yahoo News: Actress Cameron Diaz appears to have [...]

Jun

23

Simulated Trip to Mars, American Style

Filed Under Current Events, Science & Nature | Leave a Comment

The European Space Agency is looking for twelve volunteers for a simulated trip to Mars that will take place in Moscow. You’d better apply soon (application here), as over 2,000 applications have already been submitted to project manager Jennifer Ngo-Anh, whose surname just happens to be the exact sound that you’ll make while pulling 9 [...]

Jun

22

Michael Moore’s Wein-ing

Filed Under Current Events | Leave a Comment

The early buzz on Michael Moore’s new movie, Sicko, had been mostly about Hillary Clinton, and not in a good way for the health care reform pusher/pharmaceutical campaign donation reservoir in a pantsuit. Moore claims that Harvey Weinstein, big time Hillary supporter and man whose company financed Sicko, begged Moore to remove a scene exposing [...]

Jun

22

Michael Moore's Wein-ing

Filed Under Current Events | Leave a Comment

The early buzz on Michael Moore’s new movie, Sicko, had been mostly about Hillary Clinton, and not in a good way for the health care reform pusher/pharmaceutical campaign donation reservoir in a pantsuit. Moore claims that Harvey Weinstein, big time Hillary supporter and man whose company financed Sicko, begged Moore to remove a scene exposing [...]

Jun

22

The Shareness Doctrine: Because Fair is Fair

Filed Under Current Events, Politics | Leave a Comment

Some liberals are on a desperate search for a talk radio fairy — a magical winged partner to the tooth fairy whose job is to knock the teeth out of the First Amendment and then “level the playing field” of talk radio. “Level” isn’t exactly the word — it’s more like strip mining. A recent [...]

Jun

21

Terms “Journalist” and “Democrat” Near Official Redundant Status

Filed Under Current Events, Politics | Leave a Comment

One out of nine journalists in America leans to the right? I had no idea it was that many. From MSNBC: MSNBC.com identified 144 journalists who made political contributions from 2004 through the start of the 2008 campaign, according to the public records of the Federal Election Commission. Most of the newsroom checkbooks leaned to [...]

« go back — keep looking »