Captain America Assassinated

It turns out that shield wasn’t really good against bullets:

He was headed to court after refusing to sign the government’s Superhero Registration Act, a move that would have revealed his true identity. A sniper who fired from a rooftop was captured as police and Captain America’s military escort were left to cope with chaos in the streets.

In next month’s issue: The Incredible Hulk is summoned to testify before Congress on steroid abuse in the superhero profession.

Author: Doug Powers

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