Dreaded Daze Ahead for Bubba

Bill Clinton has been happy for many, many years by the side of the woman he loves. Problem is, it’s obvious that Hillary’s advisors have told the former prez to leave that women alone for a while and instead make more appearances with Hillary.

This week, Bill is in Iowa with Hillary, where they’ll participate in a 4th of July walk. As if having to hold hands with Hillary in the Pantsuit Parade weren’t enough, Bill’s got to try to talk about her instead of himself. Wow, that’s going to be about as easy as getting a dog with peanut butter on his balls to stop licking himself.

That said, Hillary must put up with Bill’s chronic narcissism as he is crucial to Hillary’s chances for the nomination, especially now that Obama is out-fundraising her. For those among us who were witness to the goings-on in the White House in the 1990’s and asked ourselves, “Why doesn’t she dump that guy?” This is why.

It’s been said and written on numerous occasions over the years that Hillary Clinton, champion “feminist,” wouldn’t be anywhere near where she is today without a man — specifically Bill Clinton. Like Jane Fonda, who billed herself as a “feminist” but yet had the audacity to get breast implants, Hillary Clinton is one of those “both ends against the middle” political hacks. In other words, if Hillary Clinton were black, she’d join the KKK to get the peckerwood vote and later spend some of the money she raised from the group on ads calling for stiffer penalties for hate crimes.

To many, it’s obvious and embarrassing. To an absolutely stunning number of people, a fake loving marriage that is as transparent as cellophane seems to be an attractive feature in a politician.

Too bad for Bill, because you know he can’t be thrilled with the looming hand-holding, hugs and kisses. It’s really going to cut into his dating time in the coming months.


“Psst. Hillary. Thanks for last night.”

“We weren’t together last night.”

“I know.”

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.