An Inconvenient Arrest

The 24-year-old son of Al Gore was arrested after driving 100 mph on a freeway near L.A. — in a hybrid Toyota Prius — when police pulled him over and found marijuana, Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, Adderall, and probably any number of supermodels chasing the car.

As a result, Al Gore’s next “green” event will involve delivering bail money. Hopefully for Gore III it comes fast, because in jail, “carbon footprint” takes on an entirely different meaning.