Gore Offsets: Carbon Debits

nullI’ve always had a big problem with the idea of “carbon credits,” having always thought of carbon offsets as being about as logical as “murder offsets” (i.e. a homicide is justified as long as the killer offsets the death by impregnating another person).

Apparently, the people at CarbonCreditKillers.com think carbon credits are simply a rich liberal energy hog’s bogus guilt deferrment as well.

At the site, they explain in effective fashion the ridiculousness of wealthy energy hogs using “carbon credits” as an excuse to avoid walking the talk and giving up some of their gluttonous ways:

The reason we sell Carbon Debits is simple — we want to take away the pathetic excuse of Carbon Credits from those liberals who hide their shame filled lives behind money-bought lunacy. Carbon Credits are simply a way for the rich (Al Gore) to continue to hypocritically live lives that look nothing like what they try to enforce on everyone else in society. We want to take away those excuses.

Our goal is to completely wipe out every Carbon Credit ever bought by selling their nullifying opposite — the Carbon Debit. The guilt and shame that caused people to buy Carbon Credits in the first place will be placed back on them as we let them know that their actions caused us to nullify their credits. They are the cause of us killing trees; they need to face up to their guilt.

This message is important for one reason — Far Left Liberals are lunatics that operate solely on shame of themselves, their success, their country, and their wealth. It is time to expose their ideas and self-defeating idiocy – and selling Carbon Debits is the best way to do that.

So, the message is basically, “buy a carbon credit and a tree gets it!” They’re not kidding either.

(h/t to Kitty)

Author: Doug Powers

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