Where’s Teddy? The 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill

TheHill.com has a feature entitled The 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill.

At first I thought that being one of the “most beautiful” people in Congress is like being the best ballerina in Lubbock, but then I checked the list and it contains a lot of aids and staffers to various Reps. and Senators. However, Nancy Pelosi ranks #4 on the list (click here to see Nancy in her most famous film role ever).

Let this be a lesson for anybody who wants to be on the “most beautiful” list: Power + a facelift utilizing suspension bridge technology = hot sexy!

Which member of Congress combined with all their office employees is collectively the most beautiful? The “90210” awards goes to Rep. Mary Bono.

Incidentally, there was a 500-way tie for “Ugliest people on Capitol Hill.”

Author: Doug Powers

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