A Public Service Message from the Jihadist Mortar Safety Council ™

When engaged in jihad against the infidels, an uncleaned mortar can lead to residue buildup resulting in backfire or premature shell detonation.

The preceding has been a public service message from the Jihadist Mortar Safety Council ™.

Author: Doug Powers

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