In the wake of the shady looking Norman Hsu/Hillary Clinton fundraising story, I just read that the late Leona Helmsley, a loyal New York Democrat (“The Queen of Mean” even gave money to “The King of Malaise” Jimmy Carter), left her dog, Trouble, a trust fund of around $12 million.

Question: At what point will the pooch end up somehow, some way, being a major donor to the Hillary for President campaign? If Trouble were a Chinese Crested, this would be a no-brainer, but she’s not, so the answer to that question really depends on what’s in the dog’s FBI file.