Osama bin Laden Has Dyed

Supposedly there’s a new recorded message from Osama bin Laden that ABC News says U.S. intelligence sources said was authentic — though I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the conversation between ABC News and U.S. intelligence sources.

As for bin Laden, the change was so gradual, nobody noticed:


Seizing a window of opportunity in the hopes of getting bin Laden once and for all, U.S. intelligence sources have told me that they told ABC News that the plan is to now put lethal poison in all exported shipments of this stuff:


Update — Supply-Side Terrorism: Bin Laden’s message contains a cheap attempt to reel in the support of those of us who believe high tax rates cripple an economy. “There are no taxes in Islam.” Nice try pal.