This just in: In light of the Norman Hsu fiasco, the Hillary Clinton campaign is going to require all major fund-raisers to submit to a criminal background check. Anybody who passes the background check will be kicked off her campaign.

Seriously though, Hillary’s going to be checking fund-raisers for criminal records, but the only way to add complete integrity to the process is to make sure it also works the other way around.

Don’t worry, I’ll stop soon enough with the puns on Norman’s name before somebody commits Hsuicide.


An hour later she was hungry for power


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