Updated Press Release Creator for Troubled Politicians

Recent events concerning members of Congress, including Larry Craig’s stall tactics, a former prostitute appearing in Hustler Magazine and accusing David Vitter of having a sexual relationship with her, Hillary’s felonious fundraiser redux, et al, have forced me to slightly update the “Beseiged Politician Blame-Deflecting Press Release Creatorâ„¢” for yet another year of Congressional scandal.

Here it is. Politicians can order from me directly. Anonymity guaranteed — if the check clears.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.