Recent events concerning members of Congress, including Larry Craig’s stall tactics, a former prostitute appearing in Hustler Magazine and accusing David Vitter of having a sexual relationship with her, Hillary’s felonious fundraiser redux, et al, have forced me to slightly update the “Beseiged Politician Blame-Deflecting Press Release Creatorâ„¢” for yet another year of Congressional scandal.

Here it is. Politicians can order from me directly. Anonymity guaranteed — if the check clears.


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