Gay World Cup Underway, 28 Nations Cher in the Competition

The gay World Cup is underway in Buenos Aires.

In case you’re wondering, the gay World Cup in Argentina is just the same as the regular World Cup except that, instead of yelling “goaaalll!” when somebody scores, the announcer cranks up the soundtrack from Evita.

Otherwise the rules are the same as in any soccer match featuring straight players (pictured below):

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