This should be more than enough to supply your recommended daily dose of ‘shroom induced nuttery:
Some of my favorites:
“We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded children.”
-Alex Pacheco, Director, PETA, New York Times, January 14, 1989.
Speak for yourself.
“Andrew Cunanan, because he got Versace to stop doing fur.”
-PETA’s David Mathews reply when to Genre request for “Men We Love”
What would this world be like without pro-peace leftists?
“To those people who say, `My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say `Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade off.”
-Bill Maher, PETA celebrity spokesman
I can only agree with him here, because all I can say is that if my dog died so Bill Maher could live, I’d be pissed!
“Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.”
-Ingrid Newkirk, President, PETA, The Washington Post, November 13, 1983.
It’s hard to find someone who speaks for the chickens because so rarely do you run across a person with a similar intellect. Pamela Anderson also speaks out for the chickens — a little creature with a brain the size of a pebble, scrawny legs, high pitched squawk, and in-demand breast meat– and then of course there’s the chicken.
“The life of an ant and that of my child should be granted equal consideration.”
-Michael W. Fox, Vice President, The Human Society of the United States, The Inhumane Society, New York, 1990.
The lives of children were once granted equal consideration with the lives of ants — which is why six million Jews died in concentration camps, dumbass. At least they weren’t chickens.