Bill Rodham Clinton is setting himself up to be the saviour of the United States… again. I don’t blame him, chicks dig megalomaniacs:

If Hillary Clinton wins the US presidency, Bill Clinton will be given the job of repairing America’s damaged international reputation, the former president tells the Guardian in an interview today.

Mr. Clinton, 61, reveals that his wife has said she would ask him to “go out and immediately restore America’s standing, go out and tell people America was open for business and cooperation again” after eight years marked by unilateralist policies that have “enrage[d] the world”.

Asking Bill Rodham Clinton to restore your reputation is like sending out Heidi Fleiss to tell the world that your daughter’s not a slut, but I digress. I’m assuming the appointment of Bill as ambassador to the world will be the second item on President Hillary’s agenda, just after the pardoning of Norman Hsu.

While Bill’s busy planning how he’s going to go around apologizing for the United States, Iran is busy planning the death of the west and to wipe Israel from the map. Boy, it’s sure good to know that Bill Clinton’s might be on the way to restore our reputation. Hopefully Hillary can be elected just in time for Bill to convince Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to kill us last.

But enough of that for now. It’s time to celebrate “Take your lil’ jihadi to work day” in the Middle East. Is there anything better than a dad spending time with his kids? Hopefully Clinton can reach these folks and tell them how sorry we are for what America and Israel have done.



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