It’s time again to get another childish and sophomoric giggle from unintentional innuendo in a Hillary Clinton interview. Take some Dramamine though before digging further into this syrupy stack of fablecakes.
If you thought Bill Clinton only got wood for other women, you were wrong:
Hillary Rodham Clinton says husband Bill often brings her romantic gifts: a giant wooden giraffe from an African trip, for example, and a Chanel watch that reminded him of teeth.
“Oh he’s so romantic,” the former first lady said in an interview for the November issue of Essence magazine. “He’s always bringing me back things from his trips.”
Jewelry, perfume, the jack…
The watch had a bracelet made of white cubes. “I had dental surgery, and he said it reminded him of teeth,” she said.
“Your dentist and I were both half a world apart filling cavities. I couldn’t help but think of you darling…”
The New York senator, now a presidential candidate, said she is satisfied with the decisions she has made in her marriage.
“Now obviously we’ve had challenges as everybody in the world knows,” she said. “But I never doubted that it was a marriage worth investing in even in the midst of those challenges, and I’m really happy that I made that decision.”
“But if in late 2008 I’m not ‘President-elect Hillary Clinton,’ I’m outta here!”
In 1998, news unfolded about her husband’s affair with Monica Lewinsky.
While sticking it out might not be for everyone, Mrs. Clinton said women should support each other in the choices they make in their marriages.
Sticking it out was where the whole problem started, Hillary.
Witnessing Bill and Hillary speaking lovingly of each other is like running through the women’s shower at the Malibu Country Club: You’re not exactly sure what you saw but you’re damn certain it’s fake.